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Gilderoy
Lockhart - Magical Me
By
Hedwig
(www.harrypotterguide.co.uk)
Gilderoy
Lockhart’s
who I happen to be,
I’ll
give you a book that I’ve signed for free,
Such
a charming smile you never did see,
‘Coz
I’m Gilderoy Lockhart, that’s magical me.
Lockhart’s
the name so don’t wear it out,
The
most handsome wizard around (no doubt),
I
have travelled with trolls and gaddled with ghouls,
To
save witches and wizards and poor helpless fools.
Witch
Weekly’s smile I have now won five times,
If
you give me a photo I’ll happily sign,
My
fave color is lilac (as you all should know),
I
want peace with the Muggles and my hair products on show.
‘Coz
Gilderoy Lockhart’s who I happen to be,
I’ll
give you a book that I’ve signed for free,
Such
a charming smile you never did see,
‘Coz
I’m Gilderoy Lockhart, that’s magical me.
A
Professor at Hogwarts I once came to be,
Such
a good teacher you never did see,
I
learnt a few lessons (don’t let pixies free),
Though
they’re nothing compared to the fatal banshee.
I
gave a child there a taste of fame,
Now
he wants everyone to know his name,
He
hands out signed photos to get himself known,
Though
photos could never do the trick alone,
I
myself have an order of Merlin third class,
And
memory charms I can easily cast,
I
have written many best selling books,
And
(though I’m not vain) I have very good looks.
‘Coz
Gilderoy Lockhart’s who I happen to be,
I’ll
give you a book that I’ve signed for free,
Such
a charming smile you never did see,
‘Coz
I’m
Gilderoy Lockhart, that’s
magical me.
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